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jokes
Confusing Chinese Names
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone).
And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!==========================================
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
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St john :'(
i have lots of training this holiday :'( its so tiring and tough ... now i hope i wasn't in the competition team :'( ... others that r not in , r already enjoying their holiday but those thats in r not ... the holidays r passing soon , but still got training almost every wk ... we didn't even get to enjoy this holiday yet ... i hate training .....we're doing the same thing every training session and still didn't really improve , why can't we have the training during the normal cca days ?? and we need to go for training every wk after sch reopen .. but we still need to study and do our hw , yet still need to go for that stupid training .... i hate it !!!!
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Note to all !!!
Note to all !!!
On 20 sep 08 , 18.47 , there was a message on my tagbox that says , jiaqi : i dont friend you . It wasn't writen by me . It was writen by someone using my name . And i wasn't very happy abt it . If it was writen by me , i wouldn't usse words like dont , friend and you . i always use short form for those words like : dun , fren and u ... so that person is having lots of loop holes .

To the person that use my name !!
If u used my name and trying to be funny , i'm telling u that its not funny . And i dun care wat ur motive was , i hated when ppl use my name without my permission !!! And if u think that u r jus playing a fool and trying to joke around with me , u r not doing a very gd job ! But if u r trying to make me mad , u r doing a very gd job ... BTW , u better be careful cos if i find out whu u r , u gonna be sorry abt it ...
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these r the pics
Me and my friends :) ( i'm the one in the middle ....)
Jolyn Jiaqi(me) Karen

WOW !! How did it snow in Singapore ?!


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Art exibition !!!
Yesterday , we went to the art exibetion ... the art works there was so awesome , i could only describe with this word : AWESOME !!!! theres some pics but i dunno why i jus can't upload it ... but i'll upload it next time ....
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Friends & best friends
Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend : they ask you for their number ( cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you
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Jokes
I knew a girl that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.' she put lipstick on her forehead wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
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i hate my sis
My 2nd sis is so selfish ! she take a anti-drug coursse called SANA . then need at least one of the parent IC to ans the questionaire and one IC can only be used once . Then she use both my parent's IC . Then now , i need to the the questionaire and also need one of my parent IC . but my parents' IC have been used then how i do , she wan me fail huh ... Damn her !!!
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Gonna SA2 :'( sad ...
So sad its gonna SA2 .... i hate it leh ... Got oral :'( .... dun feel like studying ... how ????? But i also dun wanna fail .... Need to study every day but i dun wanna study , this holiday gonna end liao but i haven even do any revising ... This holiday wasted ... AGAIN !!!! hate it :'(
HELPPPP !!!!!!
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TODAY .... TMR ......
Today at St John , we learnt CPR again :-) it was quite fun and i can memorise most of it liao ...... haha :-P ..... and i learnt a little bit of bandaging .... quite fun cos my sec 2 seniors was so funny ... haha ... today st john session was one of the funiest :-) but we r going to have the first aid test soon ....
And worst thing is tmr we having english compo test and math journal test and math retest .... so sad:'( haven study ... dun feel like leh so tire ..... but have to go .... dun wan study how ?! .....
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Sci results
Today i took back my sci result .... i was so scare cos i dunno a single qns of the paper ... but luckily , i passed .... All lucky guesses ... HAHA :-D .... so happy ... i dun wanna have any fail in my report book :-)


Art- Today , i lost my sketch pen again .... so sad it was my 2 one ..... :'( my parent gonna scold me again and i need it for my art .... And i forgotten to buy when i went out jus now ....
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St john :-)
Last st john CCA session was quite fun as we learned CPR(Cardio Pulmonory Resusitation) and it was quite fun ... the dummy we use to practice on was so scaring , look like a dead person ... HAHA .... :-D ... But we have to memorise lots of stuff and need to say all the steps out like : head tilt chin lift to maintain airway ; I shall now turn the casualty into recovering position . And have to say out the counting ... For CPR is do 30 compression and give 2 blow, this consider 1 cycle . And we have to do for 5 times . while AR is 2 blow and count 2-a-thousand , 3-a-thousand, 4-a-thousand, 5-a-thousand, consider as 1 cycle . we have to do it for 12 cycle .
Well thats its i can't write all out , theres too many and i dun have such good memory .. haha :-D
But i also not sure if theres any wrong leh ... i jus roughly wote it out ....
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finally , exam gonna be over !!!
yes !! exam gonna be over tmr !!! so happy , i've been studying hard !!! ok fine i did not really study most of the subject .... hahas hope i pass all exam :-) tmr have sci exam , which i suck at ..... and d&t ..... haiz..... gotta go .... nxt time i will post some more things :-) bb ;-)
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My worst week
Yesterday , is a very bad day for me cos the rabits in my sch r missing and i miss my 'panda' so much ... its a black and white rabbit that why i decided to call it panda !!
The secondly , my best fren bernadette went to hongkong for this whole wk so i would not see her , so sad :'( , i gong to miss her so much ... Now , i can't sms , call , or talk to her ... Everyday , i would call her and talk for few hrs , but now, i can't even see her ... hope she come back soon !!!
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my worse day ever
MY WORSE DAY EVA
today , is my worse day ever . b'cos , i wanted to play com , it cannot find any server even when connected to internet . Then , finally , it connected liao , i want to download music , dunno why all the song cannot play , so cannot download . Just when i thought it can't get any worse , i got headache and when i wan to do sth , i jus can't get it rite !!! Arww .... I hate today , 7/7/08 ...... And the worse thing is there's sch tmr ....... And today is the start of the week and i'm so unlucky , i wonder how i could survive this week and the worse of the worse is tht there is a master parade on friday , actually , i had history tour this friday so i no need to go , but my fren say we askt he teacher to change the day that we r going ! ARWW !!!!! I hate this*

(I did not elaborate on this* cos , it cos mean 7/7/08 or wateva , MAYNOT be the parade or wat so eva ...)
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Holiday had gone pass so soon :'(
A few weeks ago was holiday , now , is school reopen :'( so sad , did i mention that i dun like sch ? not sure abt it ... lols ... holiday was like on a rocket , once u open ur eyes , the holiday is soon over ....... :'( so sad !!!
I hope holiday would stay on like foreva !!! so many things haven do yet ...... Like , i wanted to train for my 2.4 retest , buy b'day present for my best fren , review my work , not gonna happen cos holiday is over ......

I hope that the holiday could start all over again !!!

( I regret it so much , the whole holiday , i have been spending it in front of my computer screen .......... )
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Joke once again..........
A girl came to Singapore for a job interview.To Test her English,her "boss" asked her to create sentences with the colour:green,pink,yellow ,blue,white ,purple and black.she answered: "i hear the phone 'GREEN,GREEN'(ring ring) then i go and 'PINK'(pick) up the phone,and i say"YELLOW'(hello) ,'BLUES'(who's)that?' WHITE'(what) did you say?Oh,wrong number,don't 'PURPLE-LY'(purposely) disturb people and don't call 'BLACK'(back),okay?" the "boss" says:"you can go 'black'(back) now and wait for the phone 'green green'(ring ring)."
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Kungfu Panda is so funny ... Ok , quite ....
Err... Yesterday , i went to watch kungfu panda and its quite funny , and the master wu gui (turtle), ok , i know the name is weird , said sth very some sort of gd ?! Ok , i think lah , here goes ... " Yesterdai is history , Tomorrow is mystery , Today is a gift , thats why is called present " ..........
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Nike !!!










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Nana !!!!!









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Cute little pupp...
There r 2 dogs that i liked the most . They r , Nana and Nike !!! They belonged to Mavis and Bernadette , both my best frenz !!! Err ... their profile will be posted at the next post :-)
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To all my friends !!!
If u noe me , and is my friend , pls ans the true friend test and see who noe me the best !! Pls ans it cos i wanna noe who noe me the best !!! And check out my new music playlist , pls :-).......... Thanks :-)
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holidays !!!
Holidays is here , this few days i have been doing my hw , and going out to play !!! But i feel like time is flying past too fast ... I have too many things i wanted to do ... I wanted to visit my grandma , stay over at my cousin's , doing hw , doing revison , hang out with my frens ... ... ... Help , i need to plan my time table but every time sth will suddenly clash with my timetable ... :'( ~sob~ Hehe , the best is play and play and play ... ...
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Finally , its holidays !!!
Finally , its holidays . But i can't play for this holiday cos i have to study for my CT 3 which is during August and i have lots of projects ( my CCA's ) , and revision to do , so i had to scheldue my time carefully !!!
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Hahas , joke again ...
Once , a demon king caught the princess and the princess was shouting for help .

The demon king said . "Even if u shout till u die , nobody will come & save u ." .

So the princess shouted ,"till u die , till u die . " .

Then , nobody came to the rescuce .

The demon king say , " Speak of the devil , comes the devil . "

Then the devil said , " demon king why did u call me ?"

King said , " i seen Ghost !!"

Ghost said ," Shit , being discovered ."

Shit say , " I wasn't being discovered!"

The king said , " Oh my GOD!!"

GOD said , " Who called me ?"

Who said ," nobody called u ."

Nobody say , " no , i didn't . "

From that day on , the king suffered from mental problem .

..... ..... Very cold , dun catch a cold .
HAHAS...
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Joke , hahas
i came across this joke and found that its very funny , so i decided to share it :-D
Joke :
1 chinese man saw accident . He called police but dunno english . He say , 1 car come 1 car go , i car bo stop , 1 car bo brake , 2 car pinpin pian piank , pls call
E or E or.

Hahas , its so funny :-D


(bo means nvr in hokkien ) & ( E or E or means the ambulance b'cos of the siren ... )
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Holiday is coming :-)
YES , holiday is coming finally :-) i'm so happy :-D . And i hope that teacher will not give lots of hw , let us enjoy this holiday !!!!!!!!!!
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happy happy :-D
Today is my birthday , some of my classmates posted on our class blog and one of them add one song and the song ia so nice :-) thanks so much guys !!!

LOVE u all ....
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today
Today is my birthday but i m staying at home doing nothing ... ... So sad , theres nothing to do .... BORING !!!
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